Heavy Holders

from It Doesn't Rain by The Aeronautic Circus

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lyrics

I am addicted to automobile accidents
I am two inches tall
I am one inches tall
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
If you're happy and you know it
And you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
Warren can plank for three full minutes
Banana salad!
Banana salad!
Banana salad!
Banana salad!
Banana salad!
Imitation trumpet
Imitate a trumpet
When you are in space, nobody can hear you make bad music, TAC
When you are on Earth, everybody can eat your fingernails
Unless you do not let them
I am going to eat your fingernails
Unless you do not let me
Heavy holders!
Heavy holders!
It takes a real man to eat his own hair
Fifteen snails in a cage
Their eggs to be eaten by slightly bigger snails
The Big Bang Theory will air its last episode when every dog on earth dies
Dear GPM, please unblock my phone number, I have been going hungry
If you want to make harsh noise music, don’t
Heavy holders! Heavy holders!
Gabriel Talbot’s hair is vanilla flavored
Heavy holders! Heavy holders!
I am going to perform an exorcism at the psych ward
Heavy holders! Heavy socks!
I am going to remove my own eyes with a fork
Awesome!!!
Madonna mowing the lawn
Madonna mowing the lawn
Madonna mowing the lawn
Madonna mowing the lawn
Heavy holders! Heavy holders!
Elon Musk needs to be crashed into the Earth on a high speed rocket ship
Amazon marketplace sell my own leg
Hell yeah
Heavy holders!
Yesterday at 16 minutes past midnight
Grace Burnett had informed me that she swallowed a glass of Borax mixed into water
And was experiencing stomach pain
So I told her to call poison control, and she did not listen to me, using the excuse that it was 16 minutes past midnight
In case you didn’t know, Borax is a powdery white mineral commonly used as a household cleaning product
It can help get rid of stains, mold and mildew around your household
Upon ingesting, Borax can cause skin rash, mouth infection, vomiting, eye irritation, nausea and respiratory problems
The common lethal dose of Borax for someone Grace’s age is five to ten grams
Grace was able to survive nearly twenty mixed with water

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from It Doesn't Rain, released August 14, 2021
2021, Aeronautic Circus Records

Written by: Cook, Deaton, Talbot
Instrumentation by Cook, Deaton, Talbot
Vocals by Cook, Deaton
Produced by Cook, Deaton, Talbot

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