It Doesn't Rain

by The Aeronautic Circus

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1.
Black Tea 06:04
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The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps The feline bumps It's all a joke
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Me and my wife and my wife’s pap We’re all going down to Cumberland Gap Me and my wife and my wife’s pap We’re all going down to Cumberland Gap Cumberland Gap, Cumberland Gap Hey! Way down yonder in Cumberland Gap Cumberland Gap with its cliffs and rocks Home of the panther, bear and fox Cumberland Gap with its cliffs and rocks Home of the panther, bear and fox Cumberland Gap is a mighty fine place Three kinds of water to wash your face Cumberland Gap is a mighty fine place Three kinds of water to wash your face Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap Me and my wife and my wife’s pap We’re all going down to Cumberland Gap Me and my wife and my wife’s pap We’re all going down to Cumberland Gap Cumberland Gap, Cumberland Gap Hey! Way down yonder in Cumberland Gap Cumberland Gap with its cliffs and rocks Home of the panther, bear and fox Cumberland Gap with its cliffs and rocks Home of the panther, bear and fox Cumberland Gap is a mighty fine place Three kinds of water to wash your face Cumberland Gap is a mighty fine place Three kinds of water to wash your face Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap Lay down boys and take a nap, Fourteen miles to Cumberland Gap
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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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Cafeteria Jesus (r.)
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I am addicted to automobile accidents I am two inches tall I am one inches tall If you're happy and you know it clap your hands If you're happy and you know it clap your hands If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you're happy and you know it clap your hands Warren can plank for three full minutes Banana salad! Banana salad! Banana salad! Banana salad! Banana salad! Imitation trumpet Imitate a trumpet When you are in space, nobody can hear you make bad music, TAC When you are on Earth, everybody can eat your fingernails Unless you do not let them I am going to eat your fingernails Unless you do not let me Heavy holders! Heavy holders! It takes a real man to eat his own hair Fifteen snails in a cage Their eggs to be eaten by slightly bigger snails The Big Bang Theory will air its last episode when every dog on earth dies Dear GPM, please unblock my phone number, I have been going hungry If you want to make harsh noise music, don’t Heavy holders! Heavy holders! Gabriel Talbot’s hair is vanilla flavored Heavy holders! Heavy holders! I am going to perform an exorcism at the psych ward Heavy holders! Heavy socks! I am going to remove my own eyes with a fork Awesome!!! Madonna mowing the lawn Madonna mowing the lawn Madonna mowing the lawn Madonna mowing the lawn Heavy holders! Heavy holders! Elon Musk needs to be crashed into the Earth on a high speed rocket ship Amazon marketplace sell my own leg Hell yeah Heavy holders! Yesterday at 16 minutes past midnight Grace Burnett had informed me that she swallowed a glass of Borax mixed into water And was experiencing stomach pain So I told her to call poison control, and she did not listen to me, using the excuse that it was 16 minutes past midnight In case you didn’t know, Borax is a powdery white mineral commonly used as a household cleaning product It can help get rid of stains, mold and mildew around your household Upon ingesting, Borax can cause skin rash, mouth infection, vomiting, eye irritation, nausea and respiratory problems The common lethal dose of Borax for someone Grace’s age is five to ten grams Grace was able to survive nearly twenty mixed with water
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mushroom teeth eyes eyes for teeth eyes to be afraid of teeth sun razor scorching the taxi below wow, that’s very obscure heartbeat ocean wave stone x10 bacteria use my orifice to reproduce shitty lyrics nonsense circus i’m flying Snails pouring out of my ears Cool ice hurts apple juice jam chaotic yelling cheese grater convention amino acids I CAN NOT FUCKING STOP YELLING!! x3 very loud cymbal crash i do not experience migraines mushrooms flying everywhere x5 ta-da rabbit out of hat fire ice tourniquet used for small scratch x3 blanket flying flag down pillow moon crescent shape hole in the mushrooms how the king of snails scrambled eg-g-g-g-gsss I STILL CANT STOP YELLING x4 fire in my life has made it much more cool MUSHROOM BOAT EYES FOR PADDLES EYES x6 Aaaaaaaa OOOHHH RINGTONE MARRIAGE UV LIGHT SHINE pears are good I CANT KEEP YELLING x3 TOOTHACHE CAVITY SWIM TEAM CHLORINE FESTIVAL BACTERIA HAS LEFT MY BODY! look at the mechanical sea whale da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da LOOK AT ME THE MECHANICAL SEA WHALE!!! shine in my face shine in my body is this my first time in new york city balcony will be wrecked so you pick the one on the right WHITE LIGHT SHINE! YOU ARE HUMAN EYE! you’re the one picking the one on the right oh my god pick the one on the right YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! look at my eye look at my skin look at my arm look at my hand look at my elbow jump like a chicken jump like a goose i wish i was a power drill i am hurtling through space i’m driving off the top of a building a new species of fire algae shake shake shake shake SHINE IN MY FACE!!! look at the hideous face of the sea dancing, singing for food eats his own foot my heads are like plates of silver even they sound painful their heads are made of rubber the water is soft like plaid i am a blood orange i am an orange knife the jaguars are peeling my flesh i am trying to trick you and you don’t even know who i am the wall isn’t quite there the wall is not my friend i am the wall i am the mud it’s what i need to eat i am the lizard i am a rock i am a stone to be picked but to be picked i would die i am a bone fused to the wall my body is living in my own blood the rest of my life is wasted the blood does not look good i will not eat my own people x3 he didn’t let the wall get his feet that’s what got him into so much trouble he spent his whole life wading my mouth is so small that he had to laugh i’m making him pay about a thousand dollars are you going to give it to him in the old stomach ditched the sarcophagus NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
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The white hole of death Stays within us The jerk He hates these people The black hole of death Leaves your soul The jerk He loves nobody He’ll get naked and he’ll use guns Inside of your house The reason we hate The last corpse in the morgue The final banana on the tree The last grape on the vine Nobody hates more than them Nobody loves less than them Tomorrow will be less than today The last cadaver in bed says He loves nobody He hates everybody He’ll get us killed He’ll leave us with burn marks on the chest The reason we hate Roll out of your bedsheets Directly into your furnace Roll into your bedsheets The last thing your eyes will never see The sight of your daughter Jesus Christ Heating dead hamsters in the microwave Who can I tell: I can’t let it into my home Who’s to say I can’t let it into my home The reason we hate Prisoners of war
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See, everyone's thinking, what about that crazy Mayan prophecy? Well, it's true that the last day on Earth will be Friday, Dec. 21, 2012, but the date was selected for a very specific reason. It's the birthdate of a very important person. And her name is Santa Claus. I can't do shit

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"Some of the most interesting noise stuff I've heard in a long time" - Steven Matejka, Autumn Sounds

"how does it fee\\\\\\_ to know your 20 years ahead of the game.....that cassette will get played to malfunction. thats how good it is!" - Twitter user @malibudap

"Twas hilarious" - Robin T. (Amazon Review)

It Doesn't Rain is the second full-length LP release by Fort Thomas-based alternative noise band The Aeronautic Circus, consisting of 10 tracks guaranteed to bang your head in just like the instruments within the tracks were banged on. Have fun!

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released August 14, 2021

The Aeronautic Circus is currently composed of Cook, McDermott, Deaton, and Talbot. There are no current honorary members, yet many guests appear with writing credit on the record.
All mixing, mastering, and recording was done at Rat Flask Studios.
Mastered by THEE HONORABLE GRAND RAT!!!!!!! aka cook
Design and art was done by Cook, McDermott, Deaton, and Talbot.

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